Author: Tristan Simonian

I'm unabashedly in love with Nintendo; ESPECIALLY Zelda! Spelunky is my jam. Burritos are life.

Retro Studios isn’t making Metroid Prime 4 and THAT’S FINE!

Nintendo took everybody by surprise this year with the sheer amount of content they packed into E3. Honestly, this soon after the launch of Switch, I didn’t really expect them to use this E3 as anything more than a marketing platform for games we already knew about. Arms, Splatoon, Xenoblade Chronicles are all big Nintendo […]

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Opinion: Microsoft needs to up their game at E3 this year.

The internet has been pretty harsh on Microsoft lately with jokes about how well their console performs as a Netflix box. Even at Pixelrater, it has become normal to nag on the Xbox One for having nothing to play. Obviously we don’t mean LITERALLY nothing to play. On the contrary, I spend most nights playing […]

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Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Review

When Mario Kart 8 came out in 2014, it had all the makings to be the best Mario Kart in the series. Thinking back, it probably was the best Mario Kart game ever made at that time. There were a few unfortunate setbacks, though. The omission of multiplayer modes that are a staple of the […]

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Nintendo Announces New Nintendo 2DS XL

If you weren’t already confused enough about Nintendo’s naming scheme for the 3DS family, brace yourself, there’s another one to add to the list. Introducing the New Nintendo 2DS XL You would think I own enough Nintendo consoles already, that I don’t need this in my life, that the pile of dormant dusty clamshells sitting […]

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Dead Rising 4 Review: Different, but in a really good way!

First off, I want to make note: I apologize for the time it took me to get this article from brain to internet. This was meant to be a Christmas piece in line with the game’s theme. A lot of things happen in life and the release of this game ened up being a strange […]

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Kamiko is the Japanese gem you might not know about

Kamiko is a new indie title that is now available on the Nintendo Switch eshop… The Japanese eshop, that is. Yes, It’s currently only available outside of the United States. Thankfully, Nintendo has granted mercy on we lowly western peons and made the Switch a region free device. Getting access is super simple, and I […]

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Fast RMX Review

Fast RMX might not be vastly different than its predecessor, Fast Racing NEO, but I’ll try to be as unique as possible. If you haven’t already, you can check out our coverage of Neo right here. Okay, here goes. Fast RMX is a reflex driven futuristic racer. It’s a shameless love song to Nintendo’s own […]

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Capcom Announces Disney Afternoon Collection

Ah, the classics… Capcom has announced the revival of some NES era gems in the form of The Disney Afternoon Collection. A compilation of six titles based on popular TV shows from the 80’s and 90’s. All of the titles will support full 1080p HD resolution to look their best on your current set up. […]

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