Author: Tristan Simonian

I'm unabashedly in love with Nintendo; ESPECIALLY Zelda! Spelunky is my jam. Burritos are life.

No Man’s Sky is available for Pre-Order. And has a release Date!

Space. The Final Frontier… …Can soon be yours for the low price of 59.99! That\’s right! The long awaited Hype Machine – Space Exploration – Childhood Fantasy Simulator, No Man\’s Sky is now live for pre-orders. Since the reveal of NMS at the VGX show in 2013, excitment and anticipation has exploded throughout the gaming […]

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New Pokémon teaser trailer will make you go full inner child.

Look! Guys! Watch this! Wow. Though I can\’t say I\’ve had ALL of those emotions throughout my years as a Pokémon trainer, this definitely captures the spirit of what if feels like to play. Look at all those Gameboys! (I\’m having a bit of touble imagining the producers handing a gameboy pocket to a child […]

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Inside the Nintendo Gameboy!

I’ve spent some time on the Game Boy. Pokemon, Tetris, Zelda, Pokemon, Castlevania, Pokemon, Donkey Kong, Pokemon. You get the idea. In my first decade on this planet alone, I’d put enough batteries into that little grey box to keep Duracell in business. My poor parents should have bought stock. Between an early life cross […]

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Lupe Fiasco Vs. Daigo

Daigo Umehara. That name may not mean anything to you. That name may mean everything to you. Having been in the competitive scene for over a decade, he’s widely considered to be one of the (if not the actual) greatest fighting game player of all time. To me, Daigo Umehara reflects a feeling. The first […]

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Check out Super Mario Kart with over 100 Characters… AT ONCE!

More Characters than you can stuff on your Amiibo shelf! Kudos to Hat-Loving Gamer for this insanity.

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Lego Marvel’s Avengers (SORT OF) Review

Chores, man. They are terrible. I don’t like them; I assume you don’t like them, either. Having to trudge through a task that you care little about isn’t fun for anyone. But we do them. As a child, I would do chores for cash to buy things; especially legos. I was given a sense of […]

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Is Mother 3 Finally Coming To North America?

The Mother series has always had a very awkward relationship with the United States. Like a secret club, the game was almost destined to slip into a niche identity that only the most adoring fans would follow (but boy have they ever). Nintendo skipped North America completely in 1989 with the series first entry on […]

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Pokemon’s Super Bowl commercial gave me chills.

This year is the 20th Anniversary of Pokémon. They might not be the corporate monster that they were when I was growing up, but they are still a major player in the game of adorable monster collection. In fact, they have a lot in store for this special year. New games, new cards, new movies; […]

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