Author: Tristan Simonian

I'm unabashedly in love with Nintendo; ESPECIALLY Zelda! Spelunky is my jam. Burritos are life.

Nintendo News: NX Release confirmed, also some Zelda stuff, and some other stuff.

Nintendo released an earnings report again. Inside, you will find numbers. Numbers claiming Splatoon was a hit, numbers claiming Mario Maker is killing it, numbers boasting Miitomo\’s explosive success out of the gate. Alongside these fluffy numbers to keep investors happy, you will find some news. Let\’s check it out! I hope you didn\’t buy […]

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RIP Xbox 360 :'(

10 years: That’s how long Xbox 360 has been around. It’s always sad when a console ends it’s run. Be it a long lived romp like the Playstation 2, or a short defeat like the Dreamcast. Seeing something that’s meant to bring joy to your life fade into obscurity is always a bummer. That’s exactly […]

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Ratchet and Clank: The Virgin Experience

Having been a concrete member of Club Gamecube, I missed out on most of the PS2 lineup. Aside from mega hits like Grand Theft Auto and Metal Gear Solid,my formative years were filled with Smash Brothers and Metroid Prime. I actually never even knew anything about the series other than the characters are anthropomorphic; I’d […]

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The new Metroid blasts out a teaser site

Metroid is a prized treasure of Nintendo. Metroid Prime and Super Metroid are undisputed kings of video games. Gamers have always reacted to the latest in the series with joy and anticipation! …Then they announced Metroid Prime: Federation Force. The E3 reveal for the latest “Metroid” game was less than stellar. Honestly, I can’t fault […]

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Gears of War, we need to talk…

Last night on the podcast I gave approval for more Gears of War in my life. I am still on board with more; but we need to talk about something. Sequels, man… Remember when stories had a conclusion? You’d experience something to a point and then it ends; and you\’re satisfied. You reflect on it […]

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This week we are trying something new, which we all really liked. Ever listened to our podcast and thought, \”Gee, I wish I knew how great these guys look\”? Now is your chance! Check it out! This week we are talking about the Division. And boy are we… Divided. (I\’m here all week.) You can […]

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Fire Emblem: Birthright. What went wrong?

I want Fire Emblem to go away. Immediately. I don’t say that to be romantic and have an opinion that’s outside of the crowd. I don’t say that because I don’t enjoy Fire Emblem. It’s a wonderful series. Intelligent Systems knows what they\’re doing when it comes to turn-based strategy games. Fire Emblem has die […]

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The Division: Why I’m writing this off faster than my taxes.

Last night I made a terrible decision. My wife was working late, and I was hungry. I went to Burger King. I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich, thanked the cashier and walked home. I unwrapped my prize to find that it didn’t look anything like the picture on the menu. Whatever… Yolo. Bad idea. What […]

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