Author: Tristan Simonian

I'm unabashedly in love with Nintendo; ESPECIALLY Zelda! Spelunky is my jam. Burritos are life.

Metroid is a prized treasure of Nintendo. Metroid Prime and Super Metroid are undisputed kings of video games. Gamers have always reacted to the latest in the series with joy and anticipation! …Then they announced Metroid Prime: Federation Force. The E3 reveal for the latest “Metroid” game was less than stellar. Honestly, I can’t fault […]

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Last night on the podcast I gave approval for more Gears of War in my life. I am still on board with more; but we need to talk about something. Sequels, man… Remember when stories had a conclusion? You’d experience something to a point and then it ends; and you\’re satisfied. You reflect on it […]

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This week we are trying something new, which we all really liked. Ever listened to our podcast and thought, \”Gee, I wish I knew how great these guys look\”? Now is your chance! Check it out! This week we are talking about the Division. And boy are we… Divided. (I\’m here all week.) You can […]

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I want Fire Emblem to go away. Immediately. I don’t say that to be romantic and have an opinion that’s outside of the crowd. I don’t say that because I don’t enjoy Fire Emblem. It’s a wonderful series. Intelligent Systems knows what they\’re doing when it comes to turn-based strategy games. Fire Emblem has die […]

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Last night I made a terrible decision. My wife was working late, and I was hungry. I went to Burger King. I ordered a grilled chicken sandwich, thanked the cashier and walked home. I unwrapped my prize to find that it didn’t look anything like the picture on the menu. Whatever… Yolo. Bad idea. What […]

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Space. The Final Frontier… …Can soon be yours for the low price of 59.99! That\’s right! The long awaited Hype Machine – Space Exploration – Childhood Fantasy Simulator, No Man\’s Sky is now live for pre-orders. Since the reveal of NMS at the VGX show in 2013, excitment and anticipation has exploded throughout the gaming […]

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Look! Guys! Watch this! Wow. Though I can\’t say I\’ve had ALL of those emotions throughout my years as a Pokémon trainer, this definitely captures the spirit of what if feels like to play. Look at all those Gameboys! (I\’m having a bit of touble imagining the producers handing a gameboy pocket to a child […]

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I’ve spent some time on the Game Boy. Pokemon, Tetris, Zelda, Pokemon, Castlevania, Pokemon, Donkey Kong, Pokemon. You get the idea. In my first decade on this planet alone, I’d put enough batteries into that little grey box to keep Duracell in business. My poor parents should have bought stock. Between an early life cross […]

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